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yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

(via tara996)

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

(via communicationsinbinary)

amoying:

yeah fucking dumb ass bread

amoying:

yeah fucking dumb ass bread

(Source: bradventuretime, via martin-freemans-cuddle-buddy)

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(via the-cat-says-mooo)

(Source: spongebob-closeups, via vidreebro)

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

(via vaguelydisinterested)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

keke palmers vine is a work of art

(via martin-freemans-cuddle-buddy)

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

(via barackobarn)

madeupmonkeyshit:

me when im checking out

madeupmonkeyshit:

me when im checking out

(via actuallyminimal)